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Keyser
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Keyser
Biography: Don't get strung up by the way I look, don't judge a book by it's cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover.
Occupation: Pleasant pheasant plucker
Interests: Plucking pheasants
Gender: Male
Date of Birth: 1964
Ethnic Group: White
Relationship Status: Free and single
Sexuality: Straight
Smoke: No
Height: > 7 ft
Body Type: Slim
Sexual Assets: Small
Education: High School
Nationality: United Kingdom
Country of Residence: United Kingdom
State or Region:
City or Town:
Date joined: 2008-02-11
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Available for Dating: Yes
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2012-11-09. General. Lady

There is a woman who frequents this site that is truly amazing!

I'm not naming names but I would love to meet her one day. She is far away across the Atlantic but hey, who knows what the future holds?!!

She is funny, sexy, intelligent, great personality and I love to - ahem - 'interact' with her over the Internet :)

Why she likes ME is a mystery LOL

Nuff said.


2 comments.  172 views. 
2012-09-10. General. :)

anyone ever get the feeling they're only wanted for chatting and fun, and not for showing cock on cam?

tell me i'm not alone LOL

please PMSL


2 comments.  127 views. 
2012-09-01. General. my videos

I'm bored with the ones on my profile page, and by the lack of comments or them not being made a 'favourite' by other people, it seems so is everybody else!

So, should I take them down or not?


2 comments.  245 views. 
2012-02-23. General. time for a break?

I seem to have hit my stride in chat and have managed to upset a number of people again! I think it's time to have a little break and a re-think of my behaviour (that could take a while LOL). I doubt it will be for too long though, chat is pretty addictive.

And no, this is not a plea for attention :p


6 comments.  326 views. 
2012-01-10. Straight. Survey (or me just being nosey)

1) Have you ever fantasised about a person of the same sex?

2) Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender or indulged in kissing/fondling?

3) Do you find yourself attracted to people of the same sex sometimes?

4) Do you have any fetishes - including foot fetishes, sadism and masochism etc?

5) How important is sex to you?

6) How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?

7) How old were you when you first kissed?

8) Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

9) Which are the three people of the opposite sex you consider the most attractive?

10) Have you ever been convinced into having sex?

11) Have you ever used sex toys?

12) Do you masturbate? How often?

13) Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfil someday.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?

15) Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?

16) Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?

17) Have you ever wondered what it would have been to be born as the opposite sex?


5 comments.  257 views. 
2011-11-19. General. To all the people who looked at my profile / videos / photos

Just wanted to say THANK YOU for pushing my Yuvutu index over 5000 for the first time in the 3 years I have been on this site! I never thought it would happen but it has and I am chuffed to bits :)

Keyser


9 comments.  367 views. 
2011-09-25. Straight. Cum shots

Having seen a number of cumshot / facial / swallowing videos, I've noticed that when some guys orgasm they seem to 'dribble' their cum out and others spurt it convincefully........do women have a preference or doesn't it matter to them?

Just curious :-)


4 comments.  363 views. 
2011-04-28. General. Question

 You know I hate to ask

But are 'friends' electric?

Only

Mine's run down

And now I've no one to love.....................................................................................................................


2 comments.  198 views. 
2010-07-31. General. Frank Booth

Some quotes from my favourite character in the movie "Blue Velvet"....I like Frank :)

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Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter, 
[shouting] 
Frank Booth: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker! 

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Ben: To your health. 
Frank Booth: Ah, shit, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fucking. Yeah, say, "Here's to your fuck, Frank." 
Ben: If you like, Frank. Here's to your fuck. 

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[repeated line] 
Frank Booth: Fuck you, you fucking fuck! 

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Frank Booth: Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves! 


1 comments.  288 views. 
2010-07-22. General. What is Life? (part two)

Life is shit LOL

And I wrote this :)


4 comments.  259 views. 
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  MsDrake since 2012-10-04 United Kingdom

mrsJuliet mrsJuliet since 2012-09-18  

brenbbw1970 brenbbw1970 since 2012-05-21 United Kingdom

  brushcouple since 2012-03-13 United Kingdom

  BetsyB since 2012-03-02 United Kingdom

  RycheAngel since 2012-02-20 United States

lillix lillix since 2012-02-20 United States

em6224 em6224 since 2012-02-20 United States

  ella3141 since 2012-02-06 United States

  garynwendy2001 since 2011-11-29 United States
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brenbbw1970 2012-05-22 by brenbbw1970
hiya keys tyvm for ur kind comments by the way fantastic cock love to deep throat him mmmmmmm xxxxxx bren
brenbbw1970 2012-04-15 by brenbbw1970
hiya keyser tyvm for ur king comment on my video mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cutie xxxxxxxxxxxxx brenbbw
em6224 2012-02-20 by em6224
Thanks for the video comment!...................................................xoxo Em
hotpolarbear 2011-12-22 by hotpolarbear
I think I'm going to be the first one to wish you a Merry Christmas again. But will I be the only one again??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
InsaneBytch 2011-11-07 by InsaneBytch
Thank you so much for your comment on my profile...I have loved getting to know you in chat....And no you cant steal my knickers...LOL
hotpolarbear 2011-07-23 by hotpolarbear
Happy Birthday!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
em6224 2011-05-22 by em6224
Thank you for the message Keys!! Looking forward to seeing you on chat!! .............xoxo Em
hotpolarbear 2010-12-22 by hotpolarbear
May I be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year? Oh .. I am! lol! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
sexyJC 2010-10-09 by sexyJC
WHOW !!!!!!! NICE COCK PIC U TOOK KEYS LOVE IT... GOT TO LOVE THAT NICE HARD ERECTION... MMMMM
2010-08-18 by gifthorse1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQbqoQLCxQ0&feature=related
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