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  • glory75

  • Occupation: Just here for fun
  • Interests: gloryhole14@yahoo.fr
  • Gender: Heterosexual Couple
  • Date of Birth: April
  • Ethnic Group: White
  • Relationship Status: In a casual relationship
  • Sexuality: Straight
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L homme est un pornographe qui a inventé l érotisme pour mieux séduire les femmes.[ Umar Timol ]

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Archive Yuvutu chat from 2008

Finally, I found the original blog post form 2008 (I made a translation for french chatters and they have loved it), I had found this text brillant, hope it will bring a smile on your face:

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Day 2 of my blogging Marathon and Im still going strong - While out on my 36 mile cycle ride today, and afterwards while relaxing in my pliate's class - I spent some time thinking about what I would make sarcastic comments about, or who i would target for my remarks.  I decided, after spending a while in chat, that i would have a go at anyone in the chat room who says one thing, but means another and also explain what some of the terminology used in there means.  All of these, all have been said in there - and the offenders - you know who you are!

“Baby/babes/babe” - The name given to a woman by a man that he has seen on cam once before and therefore feels he has earned the right to use such a term of affection

"This is just for You" - A term whispered by a man on cam to every woman in the room to let them know individually how special they all are as he wanks on cam - Can be used in conjunction with baby/babes/babe

“I'd describe myself as atheletic” = I have really really small tits

“Im 30 something” Im 41, well, I was 6 years ago

“I’d say I’m curvy” = Everyone calls me fat

“I’d say I’m cuddly” = Everyone calls me really fat

“Oh, I love eating out” = I’m a lazy fat cowt and just can’t even be bothered to put in the microwave family meal for myself tonight, So I’m gonna go get me Pizza

“I have an 11” cock" = I don’t have a cam
 
"Hey, I've missed you baby" = I really need a wank

"Hey, where have you been?" = Its only now that you’re here that i realise you havent been on for a while

“You have the best lips/tits/body/pussy on yuvu” = You're the only woman with a cam on and I want to wank to you ...

"K, I gotta go" = I have just cum on cam and now feel a little self conscious so I’m gonna cum and run

"Can i add you as a friend" = Can i fuck you. 
"Hi" = Can i fuck you,
"Do you have msn" = can i watch you while i fuck you
“I love you” - can I fuck you
“I just love your voice/eyes/laugh/legs/tits/hair = can i fuck you
"Does your husband know you chat on here" = Can I fuck you - the deception turns me on
"Can I fuck you" = Id really like to develop a deep and meaningful relationship, but I've never spoken to a real girl before and am unsure how to go about it

"Im new here" = I have been using a different username for a year, but am keen to see if i can catch anyone out talking about me behind my back"

"open tits" = I haven’t yet learnt the English for I love your eyes

"Turn your cam on, your smile always makes me happy" = Your tits give me a hard on and I’m horny right now

"I die for you this day" = I’m a fucking weirdo!

"Guys, please don’t watch my cam" = I’m homophobic yet extremely unsure about my sexuality, and that confuses me

“Dont go ! you got me all horny baby” = Don’t you know it's your responsibility to make sure that every guy who comes in chat cums while watching you play

"Are you not going on cam/mic today" = I just wanna know if its worth my while pretending I like you and being nice to you

“Oh yeah, I got you docked” when said by a woman = Your docked, but on a browser that’s minimised.  When said by a man = “I’m about to cum and run”

"Is my cam working?" = will someone, anyone please watch me cum

"Did you like that baby" = I need to know I wasn’t docked on a browser that’s minimised

“you’re funny” = I don’t really fancy you and I don’t want to fuck you

“Have you got any vids” = I really want a wank, but cant actually be bothered to talk to you right now

"I love it when you tease" - stop being a fucking prick tease, you bitch and open tits!

“You make me so horny” = I was horny and hard as granite when I got here, but hey if it gets you to watch me cum and run I'll try anything

“What kind of man turns you on” = I have no cam, I WILL fit the bill

“You’ve always been my favorite” = None of the girls I usually creep round are in chat at the moment

“My Cam is broken” I lied about my description – A lot

" Real Yuvutu genuine Member "

 Some competitor pornsites have verified accounts, I think it would make sense for Yuvutu, too. It goes like this: You have to make a photo of yourself holding a paper or laptop screen/tablet/e-book-reader with the name of the website and the user name on it (or written on your body) 

Come on!, just to have fun, to stand out above the crowd or to win a subscription to YUVUTU

Game

it seems my Vagina name is " Love Meat "

A mes pieds!

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Pour moi, tout homme est (ou potentiellement) un fétichiste du pied féminin  ( sans risque, j'affirme que plus de 90% le sont, ou sans doute le cachent comme un vilain petit secret). "Comment en arrives tu à cette conclusion, Yoyo?" me demande t-on. Et bien tout simplement cette chose remonte à l'émancipation des femmes au siècle dernier, le droit de vote;  Les femmes deviennent de plus en plus l'égal dses hommes; Et un genre de soumission s'est installé inconsciemment de la part de ces derniers. Même S. Freud s'est trompé en disant que cette addiction remontait à l'enfance blahblah.
Ce pouvoir de domination sur les hommes est par conséquent juste un fait avéré, absolument pas une dévience  sexuelle ni une pathologie mais une normalité. Le pied féminin a un pouvoir sexuel sur l'homme, indiscutablement.
Sur internet, certaines femmes ont pri conscience de ce réel pouvoir et l'exercent juste en montrant leurs pieds à travers de petites vidéos de quelques minutes où elles ordonnent aux hommes de jouir sur leurs pieds; Cette catégorie de films érotiques s'appelle "Feet joi" et     devenue une spécialité de beaucoup (Sasha Foxx, Taylor Raz,Danica Logan etc etc). Certains sites sont même entièrement dédiés aux adorateurs des pieds.
Maintenant, juste un témoignage:
La première fois que j'ai fait un show en webcam, je m'attendais à quelque chose d'assez conventionnel, du sexe, normal quoi ! Et bien non ! je découvre la webcam de cet inconnu, une cinquantaine d'années, je me souviens qu'il était barbu :) Je me disais que j'allais lui montrer de quoi j'étais capable quand je commence à glisser ma main entre mes cuisses et là surprise, il me demande de lui montrer mes pieds.. :o Au début, j'avoue que n'étant pas trop au fait et peu consciente des pratiques fétichistes ( excusez mon insouciance ^^ ) je me demandais si c'était une blague.. et ce n'était pas une blague ! j'ai vite compris qu'il était là presque que pour ça !



Je m’exécute donc, un peu crédule face à cette demande que je trouvais spéciale mais en même temps, quelque chose m'excitait là dedans, un je ne sais quoi qui ne me laissais pas indifférente, le fait de voir cette homme en adoration sur mes pieds commençait à me faire mouiller de plus en plus, sa façon de me parler, de me demander les choses en m'indiquant à chaque fin de phrase que j’étais "sa maitresse" , me demandant la permission de se toucher, j'avais le contrôle intégrale et j'aimais ça !

Je l'ai donc "autorisé" à se déshabiller puisqu'il me demandait mon autorisation :) et il était en string ! ohhh, encore surprise et j'aime être surprise dans la vie ! il n'était pas vraiment beau, mais il avait un truc quand il me parlait au micro, bref il bandait tellement dans son string, j'avais l'impression qu'il ne s'était pas branlé depuis 3 mois :) et il me confie qu'en effet il aime se frustrer et rester plusieurs jours voir semaines sans éjaculer, encore intéressant, décidément tout ça me surprenait mais était tellement original pour moi que j'appréciais ce moment excitant.

Il salivait rien qu'en voyant mes pieds, il me disait qu'il aurait voulu jouir sur eux, je continuais mon petit jeu, telle une écolière sur d'elle avec son professeur timide et pervers, j'imaginais sa queue entre mes pieds, bien dure, car il bandait vraiment dur !

J'étais trempée, et je m'enfonçais dans le même temps mes doigts entre mes cuisses, c'était bon, trop bon même, je ne me serais jamais doutée que je serais à ce point excitée par cette situation ! Il n'a pas pu se retenir très longtemps et a gicler une quantité de sperme bien épais, waououaahhh, ça y est je le rejoignais dans la jouissance, c'était vraiment trop bon.

Voila, c'était mon premier moment en show prive webcam et je ne m'attendais pas à ça, depuis j'ai compris d’où venait l'expression "prendre son pied" ! ;)
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Je posterais bientôt des photos pour illustrer mes propos.

Sexist Jokes

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"


Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Two pilots and one stewardess survive a plane crash ...

... and drift for days in the ocean until they reach a small isolated island, in the middle of nowhere.
After some days, they get the idea that no one is coming to rescue them. It's a sad moment but life goes on, and the survivors sets up a camp, eat fish, drink coconut milk, and fall ***** under the beautiful sky. Some weeks pass.
One day, the stewardess says:
- "Okay guys, we know we're here for a long time, possibly for ever. I know you have needs, and I have needs too. We are good friends, we know each other well ... I think we can do something : I could have sex everyday, one day with one of you, and the other one on the next day, etc. And if anything goes wrong, if one of us wants to stop for any reason, we just stop without asking any question. What do you think ?"

The two pilots look at each other shyly and finally approve. It's the beginning of a new life. They make love every other day, everyone is satisfied, and they all live happy together.

Sadly, one day, the stewardess get sick. And after a few weeks of painful fever and headaches, she dies. The two pilots are very affected. But they decide to be strong, and try to keep living as they can. One day, one of them tells the other:
- "You know ... we know each other for a long time, and after all we've been through, I think we could try ... you know..."
The other pilot answers :
- "Man, I was thinking the same thing. Let's try, and if one of us wants to stop, no questions, we just stop."

And then, they have a sex again, and everything is fine again. Until one day, one of them tell the other
- "Hey ... I'm sorry but, you know, I feel bad about it, it's not as good as it was, it doesn't feel the same. We said that we could stop at any time, so, yeah, I think I want to stop".
- "Oh boy, I totally agree, it's not the same, we can stop, no problem."
- "So ... should we bury her ?"

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carlm23 said:
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bignhrd1 said:
Thanks for the friend. If you ever care to chat I will be glad to have
a little fun with you. See if we can help each other
kikial said:
You are fantastic.....i dream of you!
gouramy said:
thanx for the gift ;)
catwalkcuore said:
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incuming75 said:
thanx for your friendship. You are awesome.
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lovelace said:
Thanks for the kiss xx
 
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