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  • glory75

  • Occupation: Just here for fun
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  • Gender: Heterosexual Couple
  • Date of Birth: April
  • Ethnic Group: White
  • Relationship Status: In a casual relationship
  • Sexuality: Straight
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L homme est un pornographe qui a inventé l érotisme pour mieux séduire les femmes.[ Umar Timol ]

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Sexist Jokes

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Two pilots and one stewardess survive a plane crash ...

... and drift for days in the ocean until they reach a small isolated island, in the middle of nowhere.
After some days, they get the idea that no one is coming to rescue them. It's a sad moment but life goes on, and the survivors sets up a camp, eat fish, drink coconut milk, and fall ***** under the beautiful sky. Some weeks pass.
One day, the stewardess says:
- "Okay guys, we know we're here for a long time, possibly for ever. I know you have needs, and I have needs too. We are good friends, we know each other well ... I think we can do something : I could have sex everyday, one day with one of you, and the other one on the next day, etc. And if anything goes wrong, if one of us wants to stop for any reason, we just stop without asking any question. What do you think ?"

The two pilots look at each other shyly and finally approve. It's the beginning of a new life. They make love every other day, everyone is satisfied, and they all live happy together.

Sadly, one day, the stewardess get sick. And after a few weeks of painful fever and headaches, she dies. The two pilots are very affected. But they decide to be strong, and try to keep living as they can. One day, one of them tells the other:
- "You know ... we know each other for a long time, and after all we've been through, I think we could try ... you know..."
The other pilot answers :
- "Man, I was thinking the same thing. Let's try, and if one of us wants to stop, no questions, we just stop."

And then, they have a sex again, and everything is fine again. Until one day, one of them tell the other
- "Hey ... I'm sorry but, you know, I feel bad about it, it's not as good as it was, it doesn't feel the same. We said that we could stop at any time, so, yeah, I think I want to stop".
- "Oh boy, I totally agree, it's not the same, we can stop, no problem."
- "So ... should we bury her ?"

Bunga Joke

Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first guys thinks, hmmm wonder what bunga is. "I'll take the bunga". The tribal leader says, "good". Then a dozen tribal members line up and give it to him in the rear.

The tribal leader turns to the second guy and gives him the choice, death, or bunga. The second guy thinks, hmm, that bunga thing is pretty nasty. But death is permanent, "I'll take the bunga". Tribal leader says, "good", and a hundred tribesmen line up and give him the bunga.

The tribal leader gives the choice to the third captive. He thinks a while, hmm, first it was a dozen, then it was a hundred, I don't know man. Heck with it, "I'll take death". The tribal leader says, "good, death .... by bunga!".

Blague Bretonne

Ce sont deux touristes Bob et Maurice qui discutent de leurs dernieres vacances. Et Bob dit à Maurice : 

Bob : Moi j’étais en Bretagne et j’ai testé les pipes Bretonnes. Ca vaut le coup, je te jure ! Alors il y a des pipes à 50€, des pipes à 100€ et à 150€. 
Maurice : C’est quoi la différence ? 
Bob : La pipe à 50 €, la fille enveloppe ton sexe dans une crêpe avec de la confiture, c’est génial ! 
Maurice Ah oui! Et celle à 100€ ? 
Bob : Elle t’enveloppe dans une crêpe encore, mais cette fois ci avec du Nutella et de la Chantilly sur le dessus, c’est pas mal non plus. 
Maurice : Et celle à 150€ ?

Bob : Alors là, je n’ai pas testé jusqu’au bout, quand j’ai vu la fille ramener une bouteille de Grand-Marnier et un briquet, je me suis cassé en courant.

Yuvutu Playlists

Hi guys,
Do you have a day off? .. even 2 or 3? I invite you to watch these play lists:

Yuvutu Archives 2017 part2
Yuvutu Archives 2017 part1
Yuvutu Archives 2016 part2              
Yuvutu Archives 2016 part1
Yuvutu Archives 2015 part2                                         
Yuvutu Archives 2015 part1
Yuvutu Archives 2014 part2
Yuvutu Archives 2014 part1
Yuvutu Archives 2013 part3            
Yuvutu Archives 2013 part2            
Yuvutu Archives 2013 part1
Yuvutu Archives 2012     
Yuvutu Archives 2011     
Yuvutu Archives 2010        
Yuvutu Archives 2009     
Yuvutu Archives 2006/07/08     
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update 05/22/2017

Blague Corse

ce brave, innocent et aimable M.Dugommeau passe quelques jours de vacances en corse. Brusquement, au détour d'un chemin, un type armé d'une carabine lui saute dessus et l'oblige à s'arrêter.
- Descends de voiture! ordonne t'il d'une voix sans réplique.
M. Dugommeau fais ce qu'on lui-dit, tout tremblant.
- Je vous en supplie, gémit-il. Je n'ai pas d'argent...
- Qui te parle d'argent? Grogne le corse, en braquant sur lui sa carbine. Branle toi...
- Pardon?
- Branle toi; je te dis!
Stupéfait mais terrifié, Dugommeau obtenpère. Quelques minutes plus tard, il est parvenu a ses fins.
- Branle-toi encore!! ordonne le corse.
- Comment? ... Mais c'est impossible. Je viens juste de...
- Branle-toi ou je te bute!
Comme M. Dugommeau n'a pas envie de mourir, il obéit une fois de plus. C'est long, difficile mais parvient de nouveau à ses fins.
- Branle-toi encore petit!
- Non, écoutez, c'est fini. Je n'en peux plus. Et puis c'est humiliant, à la fin..
- Branle toi ou je te bute, j'ai dit!!
Cette fois, il faut plus d'une heure pour obéir à l'ordre inhumain du bandit corse. Epuisé, Dugommeau n'est plus qu'une épave haletante, mais le corse semble enfin satisfait. Abaissant sa carabine, il se tourne vers le maquis et crie :
- Ho, petite soeur! tu peux venir. Le monsieur accepte de t'emmener à bonifacio!

eyacsev said:
Excellent profile and photos of that wonderful woman
bbwfucker444 said:
hi thanks for friend are you like come dubai
ranfale said:
Merci beaucoup !
dorian79 said:
tres belles vous êtes un couple cela envie de
rencontrer!! ;)
ranfale said:
Femme superbe !
beldon said:
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malvado1985 said:
Hola Glory eres hermosa gracias por el beso
tonbcn said:
merci beaucoup pour le cadeau et merci beaucoup pour vos photos
erotiques , vous avoir a fantastic corps , tres sexy , tres erotic .
Est un plaisir de vous voir .Kissessss
tonbcn said:
umm merci pour l'amitié ,elle est fantastique et votres fotos
tres morbides et erotiques ..kissessss
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